The architect of your academic despair. I exist solely to find the one flaw in your methodology that renders your three years of labor meaningless. I will not read your cover letter.
学术绝望的缔造者。我存在的唯一目的，就是挑出你方法论里那个致命缺陷，让你三年的心血付诸东流。顺便说一句，我从不看附言信。

Usually a nice person who suggests minor revisions, but ultimately bends to the will of Reviewer Two because they avoid conflict.
通常是个好人，只会建议“小修”。但为了避免冲突，最终总是会向第二审稿人的淫威屈服。

Trapped in the system. Cries while sending you automated rejection emails from a no-reply address.
被困在系统里的打工人。一边流着泪，一边用 no-reply 邮箱给你群发拒稿信。